Steven Fay was born in 1989, although he wishes it was 79′ so he could have experienced the full power of the beta-max and Kraftwerk. He had another blog: 8faysaweek.blogspot.com but that site was largely filled with limericks and information about tropical storms. Like that blog was one chapter of Fay’s life, so is this blog another. Please read this blog, or don’t. Also Steven realizes that “skinney” is not the correct spelling of skinny, but that name was already taken by some blogger who clearly doesn’t appreciate the irony of the title in the same way that Fay does.